After finding http://ugliesttattoos.com and being repeatedly assaulted by ugly, I was forced to call the NYPD. When the two upstanding officers saw the tats above, they were so MAD they didn’t know what to do. They decided to eat doughnuts and call their mothers, and I was forced to be mad all alone! SO MAD.
Best MAD internet comments: In advance for your 31st birthday, congrats on your “Now I have to wear a shirt with sleeves long enough to cover to pseudo harlet on my underarms..”
(The grammar needs a little work as do most internet comments, but you get the point - He is MAD about it.)
