Today I discovered Cake Wrecks, a blog devoted to cakes that make you mad.  The blog is the brainchild of Jen who is rather talented at dissecting the maddening qualities of ridiculous edibles.  She has labeled the cake pictured above “creepy cake” which I consider a fairly benign analysis.  This cake is making me LIVID, so livid I may have to cancel my dinner plans.  Jen points out the remarkable detail in the replica with the exception of the annoying red rick rack running down the side of the skirt.  RICK RACK?!  Any suggestion of rick rack on a wedding dress or anything other than a homemade sweatshirt or arts and craft project from the late 80s/early 90s should make you BOIL in a pot of your own RAGE.  Obviously her blog followers concur as there were 118 comments posted.
Glenna said… I saw an update somewhere, wish I could remember where, that said it took the bride’s family something like four months to finish eating all the cake leftover from that reception. My thought was, again, “Ewwww…who keeps eating the same cake for four months? Gross!”
Seoul Brother said… From the look on the bride’s face, I’m thinking she’s none too pleased about the fact that her wedding cake is ashy. And that her “ginormous” rack is balanced out with an equally ginormous budonkudonk.
Anonymous said…  I Googled - according to the article she’d also wanted a cake copy of the husband as well, but apparently there wasn’t time. Would it look less odd or more so if they’d got both?
Anonymous said… do you think they saved her head for the one-year anniversary no really, imagine keeping a life-sized replica of your wife’s head in your freezer. hey honey, where did you put the frozen waffles?  they’re where i always put them…on the second shelf…next to my HEAD
Anonymous said… Do you think there are little strawberries inside for the ovaries? What do you think they made the uterus out of? Mmm, give me a slice of bladder, please. It’s full of yellow buttercream!
Wow, so mad.  Comments on the interwebs always bring on the furiosity.  For more infuriating baked goods, check out http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com

Today I discovered Cake Wrecks, a blog devoted to cakes that make you mad.  The blog is the brainchild of Jen who is rather talented at dissecting the maddening qualities of ridiculous edibles.  She has labeled the cake pictured above “creepy cake” which I consider a fairly benign analysis.  This cake is making me LIVID, so livid I may have to cancel my dinner plans.  Jen points out the remarkable detail in the replica with the exception of the annoying red rick rack running down the side of the skirt.  RICK RACK?!  Any suggestion of rick rack on a wedding dress or anything other than a homemade sweatshirt or arts and craft project from the late 80s/early 90s should make you BOIL in a pot of your own RAGE.  Obviously her blog followers concur as there were 118 comments posted.

Glenna said… I saw an update somewhere, wish I could remember where, that said it took the bride’s family something like four months to finish eating all the cake leftover from that reception. My thought was, again, “Ewwww…who keeps eating the same cake for four months? Gross!”
Seoul Brother said… From the look on the bride’s face, I’m thinking she’s none too pleased about the fact that her wedding cake is ashy. And that her “ginormous” rack is balanced out with an equally ginormous budonkudonk.
Anonymous said… I Googled - according to the article she’d also wanted a cake copy of the husband as well, but apparently there wasn’t time. Would it look less odd or more so if they’d got both?
Anonymous said… do you think they saved her head for the one-year anniversary no really, imagine keeping a life-sized replica of your wife’s head in your freezer. hey honey, where did you put the frozen waffles?  they’re where i always put them…on the second shelf…next to my HEAD
Anonymous said… Do you think there are little strawberries inside for the ovaries? What do you think they made the uterus out of? Mmm, give me a slice of bladder, please. It’s full of yellow buttercream!

Wow, so mad.  Comments on the interwebs always bring on the furiosity.  For more infuriating baked goods, check out http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com